funny

Best thing I’ve heard all day

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

Did the cat just give–

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂

IT (2017)

Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

this isn’t even satire this is true 

me plugging my laptop in: eat these electrons you hungry bitch

Solidarity 😌

me after one shower

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

maybe we’re not so different after all

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

Oh this hit hard

i dont trust any of those “if u play x song at y time z lyric will play at midnight” because we all know gays cant do math