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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
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This is the orangest thing for a cat to do.
motherfucker be like 'honk shew honk shew mimimimimimi" when he sleepin
Source: tiktok.com
Mel was born and Zagreus was immediately like "everyone shut the fuck up, I love her so much, I love her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, I'm never gonna shut the fuck up about this ever; this is my new best friend and we're gonna kick so much ass"
And Hades breathed a tiny sigh of relief because there was always the fear that history would repeat but of course not, it was silly to even imagine such a thing
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i cannot explain how much kristen needs to change her marketing tactic
she keeps going around and saying that cassandra is the goddess of mystery and doubt and the night, but thats not quite true. cassandra is the goddess of finding safety in the unknown. of not being afraid of doubt.
she is the belief that even if you don't know where you are or what to do, if you are lost and alone in a dark forest, there will be something on the other side, and all you have to do is get there. Cassandra is the goddess of staring into the cold, uncaring void and feeling a warm hand clasp your own, of a whisper in your ear saying youre going to be okay. you aren't alone. it is going to be scary and hard and uncertain, but you will never be on your own because i am here with you. you will never be lost because i know where you are
Yeah, like, I view Cassandra's portfolio as the concept of like... things not being certain, but that's okay.
A direct response to Helio/Sol being like "if you don't 100% buy in, you're damned".
Instead its "seek, and doubt, and wonder, and question. That's okay."
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
please reblog purely because it seems like almost no one played their april fools loot box game and if that’s the case it would be really funny
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This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.
[ID: the "Buggs Bunny in a tuxedo" meme, three times.
The first one says: "I wish all Muslims a very Ramadan Mubarak"
The second one says: "I wish all Jewish people a very Sameach Pesach"
The third one says: "I wish all Christians a very Happy Easter". /end ID].
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
- Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
- There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
- Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
- The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
- There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
- The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
- Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
- Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
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OC commissions for @wee-chlo!
MY CHILDREN
To the left: Everill Craven, a Caerlinian exile and former noble of the famed Clan Fìreanaích, targeted for unknown reasons by the Archdruid of Caerlin and framed for a murder he only kinda-sorta committed. Currently the beleaguered Token Adult in a trio of Pugnacious Posties who are secretly looking into a series of terrorist attacks on behalf of a local lord. Level 5 Fighter/Level 2 Barbarian
To the right: Drenil "Ranger" Tashasdottir, a fey-touched member of the Northern Herd, a nomadic tribe of indigenous centaurs, refugee humans, and dwarven political exiles. Currently on a quest to get her centaur brother's "Top part" back (it makes only slightly more sense when described literally any other way). Level 7 Ranger/Level 1 Tempest Cleric.
Alastor: If I ever express a single moment of weakness, I will simply die. I will expire. I will collapse in on myself like a dying star or a flan in a cupboard. I am the most brittle man who ever lived and the moment someone realizes that, I'll never recover. My whole sense of being relies on everyone having the exact opinion about me that I want them to have, all the time.
Charlie: ............. a really good investment for the hotel would be a therapist, I think.
That monologue is so perfect!😂😂😂
My favorite image is Alastor being manhandled by women. With or without affection.
Rosie slings him around. Mimzy yanks the lanky bastard down to her level. I've seen animatics of Lilith grabbing him by the chin and making him meet her eyes.
Love it. Give me more.
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
Alastor: Imagine experiencing a single moment of weakness. Couldn't be me. COULDN'T BE ME.
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
No exaggeration, I laughed so hard at the go-gurt one that I
A) wept
B) thought I pulled a muscle in my neck
C) still have not read it in its entirety because every time I tried, I laughed harder and I was getting lightheaded
Had an Alastor Being Bullied Idea:
Alastor's patron taking a particular pleasure in making him do things he doesn't like in exchange for power.
Saying please is a favorite, because it always makes him have to grit his teeth and squirm to beg.
Forcing him to have the conversation in French, so that his accent is off afterwards and he feels like everyone notices.
His patron had never demanded he stop smiling, but that's only because the anxiety of that being the next price is amusing enough... for now.
His patron demands weakness. A patch of soft underbelly to stab and twist into. It leaves him feeling Not Quite Himself... or rather, Too Much Himself. Too much Alastor, not enough Radio Demon. The walls he makes a point of keeping up suffer damage that takes time to fix and its harder to find somewhere secluded to do that in the Hotel.
He makes do, but one day his patron ponders if an audience might be beneficial. Just the way his posture shifts, his smiles tightens, is enough to satisfy... for now.
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were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid
Alastor genuinely thinking he could take on Adam while everyone else thought he was making a courageous, selfless last stand is so funny.
Like
Charlie: Alastor, that was so brave of you to try and fight Adam!
Alastor: mmhm.
Charlie: especially since you had to know there was no way you could win!
Alastor: ...... MMHM.
Charlie: gosh, I'm so glad you managed to get away! Thats literally the best case scenario that could have happened!
Alastor: ...... excuse me, Charlie, I'm going to go eat an entire deer raw with my bare hands in my room with no lights on but the sickly glow of my wretched patron as it looks upon my ceaseless and unending suffering with intense glee.
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Hi all
If you're unfamiliar, Lama is a 9 year old Gazan girl who is also known as Gaza's youngest journalist. She dreams of becoming a journalist as an adult and telling the world the truth about her people. Al Jazeera has featured her regularly in their news coverage on Palestine. Here she is in a Press Vest far too big for her. A role far too big for her.
https://youtu.be/FQXWVh52-5Y
She and her family evacuated to the south of Gaza.
Israel Occupational Forces have begun bombing the south in earnest. Lama and her family is in danger, and trying to escape. There are high fees required to escape into Egypt, please help out if you can.
Okay but yeah, I definitely think the line "when I figure out how to unclip my wings; guess who will be pulling all the strings" was specifically referring to Alastor's broken staff, not an implication that he's a fallen angel.
I also wonder if the general theme of "you fight like getting hit doesn't matter" applies here with Alastor too.
Granted he was dodging attacks but it was very show-off-ish and he clearly thought his staff could block the angelic attack which... clearly it couldn't.
His flaw was arrogance. He didn't take his opponent seriously and was immediately humbled, just like the angels.
But the second the staff is broken, he's just Alastor. No glowing green, no tentacles, no minions. The only thing at his disposal is his shadow, and even that is only a means of escape.
And then. He hides.
The timeline is unclear but the tone is, I think, that a not-insignificant amount of time passes while the team sans Alastor recreates the hotel. Enough time to build it bigger and better with plenty of memorials. And Alastor isn't there.
Say what you will about Alastor's intentions, but the hotel being up to snuff was a point of pride for him. He seemed to take a special pleasure in making it presentable, fixing holes, etc. One would think he'd be there to put his mark on things, but he's not.
Because he can't.
He has no power. And showing up being incapable of doing a fraction of what he did before is too humiliating to comprehend. So he waits until it's done and then shows up with a flourish, in the middle of a musical number, and no one thinks to question or wonder because they're just happy he's back (or comedically disappointed).
And when he returns, he doesn't have his staff.
I think when he's panicking about his wings being clipped and needing to find a loophole in his deal, he's freaking out because he's powerless without his staff, or as good as, and he doesn't know how to fix it. And it's only a matter of time before someone realizes.
On a more wholesome note, this interpretation makes Alastor giving Charlie his staff as a means of support in Cannibal Town extra sweet, since he basically just rendered himself virtually helpless to give her a bit of encouragement. He took it back relatively quickly but still.