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a drunken maroon

@herrashmoo / herrashmoo.tumblr.com

i stumbled down the harbor to the tavern on the square and heard a raucous ruckus as it rang from some foul inebriates the men i used to call my mates were lost in song and this is what they sang—they sang: "hey, hi, yo, ho o'er the atlantic we go drinking 'til we all get sick and comin' up with limericks but we never quite remember how they end" ♫href>
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samtheangelfox

A friend alerted me to a post on twitter of @orcboxer's post on here and said I should dub it in my Strong Bad and Homstar Runner voices.... so I did

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geeshiewiley

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

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theriverbeyond

Ideal work schedule:

  1. I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
  2. I complete the list
  3. I leave immedietly
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omnifuneral

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

I find it combination kinda funny kinda sad

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