When you finally get a text, but it’s just from the phone company saying you used all the data

tag urself im weird aquarius 

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

pillow: *talks*

me:

tag yourself

black people white peopling

OMG MAKE THIS VIRAL

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot

Surprise! This is a different kind of superhero story.

Here I was, thinking that it was about Zayn talking to actual pillows.

Wiz Khalifa does Adele’s ‘Hello’ with a twist

This the most pothead shit I’ve ever seen in my life

this shit bangs tho.

Wiz the goat

Shits live af

Honestly yes

Al’s Beef, sweet peppers.