there is no reception in Possum Springs

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

Video game where the first cat you encounter leads you to one of your first quests but all other cats you encounter after that lead you to an empty food bowl and look at you so so sad

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

This is automatic stress relief

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

14/04/2007

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

Is a wine cellar meant for storing only empty bottles?

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult