HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
SERIES 14 LETS GOOOOOO
People talk about the US refusing to convert to the metric system but what the fuck are we doing in the UK? I know my weight in stone and pounds but I weight my food in kg. I only know my height in feet and inches and the speed limit is in miles per hour, but my swimming pool is 25 meters long. I buy a pint of cider but spirits come in bottles labelled litre. It’s a completely ridiculous system that makes absolutely no sense. Would I change it? No
the English be like "we always measure volume in litres UNLESS we're talking about beers or ales or milk and then we use pints. But only COWS milk. All other milk comes in litres. Oh and only FRESH cows milk, that UHT stuff goes in the 1l cartons along with everything else.
“Homo sapiens.”
The Ark in Space - season 12 - 1975
"Look like a reanimated mannequin."
May 11th .. Episodes 1+2
i'll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
reblog if you like your blorbo covered in blood
Toaster from 1915
"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.
PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??