spook dogg

the gone girl moral panic on here was the funniest shit ever. you mean to tell me they would really make a movie where the main character is a bad guy???

Disney’s support of the Don’t Say Gay shit is reprehensible to begin with but I think it’s a little strange that the solution proposed by some people is to yell at Disney until they say they support LGBT people and not question why the funny cartoon company can dictate human rights

Disney has so much investment in China that this is never going to happen.

China has nothing to do with a Florida-based company funding Florida lawmakers in creating a Floridian bill to appeal to homophobic Floridians in Florida that will be surely used as a template for other home-grown homophobes in other states in the United States of America. Disney is not a poor underdog being stepped on by the boot of a scary foreign shadow government, they are a monopolistic monstrosity that’s been contributing to awful practices and abuses throughout its entire near-century of existence. 

For the midterm you need to kill yourself

americans learned the term coping mechanism and think they can make jokes about a country they can't even point on a map being in danger

you just know he was having flashbacks while typing that reply

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

Reblog to scare Chris Pratt

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

What in the

This shot up immediately to the top 10 all tumblr ads, truly the Joe burrow of its form

I need an IV of creek water STAT

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

call me a luddite if you want but i genuinely hope all this metaverse shit, facebook or not, dies out and i never have to hear about it again. maybe its just my perspective as someone with dissociation and depersonalization issues but genuinely there is nothing more important in life than just being present and experiencing the world around you. we were just put on this earth to exist and to experience it and you can't replicate genuine experience with a vr headset. its a fun little technology for gaming and shit but if people start asking me to replace aspects of my everyday life with shitty vr replicas im gonna fucking car bomb a data center

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

Alternate ending: *smack smack smack*

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

totes are like if you designed a bag specifically to suck. nothing about a tote bag is at user friendly design. and i love them so much