Newt Scamander: the Hufflepuffiest Hufflepuff to ever Hufflepuff
Mannequin Challenge 2016
TAKKUN PLEAAASSSSEEEE…
Grell may be a perfect wife but this is probably canon (Original - skip to 1:40)
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*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*
NOOOO
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
If I cut you off, I’m not waiting for you to come to your senses. It means I waited too long. It means I’m done. It means stay away from me. All that.
every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time
it’s been a while since a president has been assassinated it’s time to spice things up in that area
if you’re going to joke about killing presidential candidates it’s important to remember that Mike Pence is a vile man who funded the torture of lgbt children.
Then how about very spicy
basically just keep killing the presidents until u get one whos a decent human being
me: 2016 couldn’t get any worse
2016:
bazinga: origins
guys I think I might be a slob
yeah this tumblr is somehow waking up, i guess