Not Giving A Rat’s Tit*

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

“In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape”

PETITION TO MAKE A MOVIE/TV SERIES ABOUT JULIE D'AUBIGNY.

And people say Opera Divas are boring

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

The seven deadly sins as vines

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

Y he so loud for???

This shoulda been the original

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

now you gotta beat your own ass

If depression was a musical

This is a bop