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Shattered Reality

@thejazzhouse / thejazzhouse.tumblr.com

Broken Dreams don't have to stay Broken Dreams forever.
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

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judedeluca

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

Guys it’s $400-

*sighs* no. no it’s not

Guys guys guys guys. It’s $100 dollars.

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tinyplanetss

a nickle’s worth 5¢

there’s 100¢ in a dollar which means each dollar is a set of 20 nickles

2000 / 20 = 100

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shiropoint

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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thatsthat24

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

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pomrania

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

HOLY SHIT

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the13thchair

If you don't get why soft and slow is harder to play than loud and fast, then it's probably safe to say you need to work on your kissing as well.

- The 13th Chair

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i will legit never understand how ppl r always like “awwwww i wish i could support my fav artist” and then literally never reblog or retweet the art they like

i’m just like

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