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[furrows eyebrows slightly in my thumbnail just to make sure you know I disagree with the 42 Year Old Dad Who Married His Biological Daughter & Then Killed Her]

puppy

went church hopping today

𝖠𝗊𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗎𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖽𝗈𝗆

Light the candles

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

Sana'a - Yemen (von Rod Waddington)

falin descuido venga la alegría

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Reminder.

no my day is 16 Yellow circle everyday

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”