i’m sure Thor will give him a ride home
successor to “I’M A GIRAFFE”
At last an acceptable tiktok successor to a greater vine ancestor
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
goodnight :)
Fuck brb tearing up a little
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The year is 2250, your great great great great grandchildren are in school. The teacher calls role. The roster is dominated by the last name “Fromgrindr.”
rights received
gay rights pt2
THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER
so xiao with a scythe,,
More dumb arm jokes because Anakin would
Passing time in hyperspace
What vision is like with different eye diseases | source
If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house
Some important details. Because there’s no faster way to fuck up your water system than to dump grease into it.
You can also just use a paper towel on the end of ur spatula to soak up extra grease. But for the love of god people, fat isn't ur enemy.
Fat is flavor
Fat is flavor
you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not
*scientist steps onto the stage*
*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*
*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*
“Bug.”
*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*
Unmute !
Enemies to lovers speed run
This is gold
I need more of this