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Stillwater

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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." |23| Toronto | Welcome to the inner workings of my mind |
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a list of current immortals

  • florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
  • keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
  • jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
  • harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 
  • lorde: 1920′s flapper era
  • hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
  • john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
  • paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
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tinybeep
me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation
brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED
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movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

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honestly the funniest thing i’ve ever read was “radiohead makes music for people who have trouble asking for ketchup at mcdonalds”

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Do all of these people drinking the new Starbucks unicorn frap realize that they will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the drink touches their lips?

I hope it’s worth it. 

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