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Shit.

@anal-jesus666-blog / anal-jesus666-blog.tumblr.com

Parker. He/His. I make loud noises in a band called hollow voices.17 and pop punk trash. 9-5-15
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sad-butsassy
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g-ayyee

Date someone who will

  • wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
  • tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
  • be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 
  • touch your butt 
  • offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
  • watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
  • let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 
  • stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
  • share your love for dogs
  • talk about animals with you for hours 
  • make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
  • reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
  • tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 
  • laugh with you 
  • claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

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sweetdespairxo
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demeaningmyfeelings
I feel like I’m living in this constant state of too much and not enough, Like the days are passing by too fast and too slow, And I’m always either overwhelmed or empty.

I dont know what im feeling (a.g.). (via atkarpa)

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pansygf

so i cut the undersides of my bangs and theyre trashy and uneven and horrible and i love them 💖

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laughcentre
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40ozbaka

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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