Why

When you wake up and have work to do:

When you’re going to sleep and you forgot to do everything you were supposed to do:

I block people who have the same icon as me

update: attempted to block myself

You can’t defeat what’s already defeated.

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I laugh every time I remember this.

I don’t think I’ll ever witness something more perfectly timed in my entire lifetime.

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

Catzilla

I swear I thought that was a window...

i bet she was sora in the morning 

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

What the fuck

what does it all mean

WHAT

When she says she wants to smash

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