patric hörnqvist dedicating goals to marc-andre fleury because he’s patric hörnqvist and patric hörnqvist has no chill
Reasons Donald Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt:
-Rich and greedy
-Looks gross af
-Treats women poorly
-Will hopefully be strangled to death by Carrie Fisher
Bought a Star Wars top at hot topic and told the cashier they should make Poe’s jacket and sell it, then I was like “well… Finn’s jacket now.” And she laughed and said “Sorry I’m trash.” And I was like “I AM TOO ITS OKAY” and then she high fived me and we became best friends.
I am weak I am weak
If you come up behind someone sitting on the couch, my dog will surge up and start barking and growling protectively. Her protective instincts completely override her ability to recognize friend from foe.
Like a river flows surely to the sea darling so it goes, some things are meant to be.
Stormpilot accepting their Cutest Couple award:
Bonus:
poe dameron has called leia organa ‘mom’ at least three times
They ruined me
tfw your friends are a cute couple and you’re hella single
i love this new star war otp, Fun Pie
two cinnamon rolls too pure for this world
Yeah let's award a scumbag with all star captain. The NHL is such a joke