Trying not to scream : )
me when someone asks me literally anything:
walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads
This ain’t the same tummy I was doing double rumples with a year ago 😭
Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?
smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die
god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
the way that no one wears a mask at my local LGBTQ clinic, and in fact comments on my mask like it's just this hilarious little idiosyncrasy that I still wear one and not because I'm immunocompromised and we're in the middle of a pandemic ... as if there isn't an airborne virus that literally fucks up your immune system ... as if we didn't lose a generation of queer people to another virus that fucks up your immune system ...
it's soo awful. seeing queer leftists just shrug off taking precautions in the wave of peer pressure.. does no one know their history??? we have to take care of each other. PLEASE mask up. there is new research saying that there are two phases of COVID- acute and chronic, and both can be either symptomatic or asymptomatic. it wreaks havoc on your T-cells. 60% of cases are asymptomatic. repeat infections do NOT give you immunity, in fact they make your risk of complications even higher. COVID gets in your lungs, your blood stream, your brain, everywhere. it can lie dormant for months. we still don't know the full "long-term" consequences of infections.
the government is leaving us in this mess. we have to take care of each other. as testing clinics get shut down and more people are forced back into danger, a good respirator is the easiest thing you can do to keep yourself safe. look for kn95 or n95 masks (respirators). these will keep you sooo much safer than a "baggy blue"!! if you need some immediately, check a walgreens for a pack of three 3m auras. otherwise, i highly suggest projectn95.org. they have some on sale right now.
this is a good resource that compiles a lot of available research in easy to to understand language. taking care of yourself, your communities, and resisting death in the face of government apathy is punk rock!!!
Oh my god, my old platform? Brought to me again by fate? Hello my sweet personality builder, we meet again. Only this time I’m free, cringe is dead in my life.
My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
why does this have me in tears????
once animal crossing adds a cooking minigame it’s truly over for us hoes
Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police