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Stone the fuck up.

@theemptyheart / theemptyheart.tumblr.com

Anti-social D&D nerd. Perpetually tired. Lover of high fantasy, music and video games. I sometimes write things. Student of philosophy. I'm awful at tagging things so there's that. Below you will find a vast assortment of things I find funny, interesting, and educating. I also get lost in my own ramblings so bear with me. Stay if you like. If not that's fine as well.
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Life update! In the last 8 months I've lost a friend, gotten my septum pierced and recently added to a tattoo to change the meaning of it. I was also offered a dog (which I declined. Finances.) and might have the chance to become a piercing apprentice. So big stuff. Yay! And now back to the stillness of the void.

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Vanilla extract? What the fuck is happening here? Actually no. Nevermind. I don't want to know. I'll stay blissfully unaware.

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I'm tired. The internet is stupid. People suck and reading comprehension is at an all time low. Fucking arm chair experts who know absolutely fuck all about legal stuff. It's disheartening. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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skiptomy

i could not rest until I drew them (who even knows if they will ever meet????)

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skarchomp
FAKEMONS: this pokemon has to be based on some kind of cultural aspect of the real life location this region is based on.
POKEMON: none of the three times we introduced a mime pokemon were in france. that’s where we put the luchador pokemon.
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I don't expect any traction on this because I'm a 🎉nobody🎉! Anyway, after 10 years of slowly and methodically stretching my ears I have reached a 0. Which isn't a big deal to anyone but me. I'm proud of my progress and that even though it's not a grand number it's still a good one. And I get to buy fun jewelry now so there's that.

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The sun isn't even up and already I'm over this day. Woke up to the distinct feeling of bug on my bare leg and lo and behold! Cricket. Which I slapped off myself, and man I hit hard. And then not three minutes later my phone gets a text from a random number, a Maine number, telling me to lose their number. Cool. Done. I hope the 19 other people you sent that too appreciate it at the crack of dawn. And now! Now I can't fucking go back to sleep. Damnit.

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