The Naked Blogger

imprisoned for small crimes

small crimes and misdeamours

zendaya playing timothee chalamet's love interest vs amy adams playing jeremy renner's love interest vs jennifer anniston playing adam sandler's love interest... women of hollywood you are god's strongest soldiers

mcr stands for my reading comprehension

wait

Oh, gee, I wonder why making people put their lives at risk for the economy might make them consider ideologies other than capitalism?

We were socialists the entire time!

the original gummy worms were inedible for humans. only after years of selectively breeding the sweetest, gummiest worms did scientists produce the gummy worms that we know and love today

What about the sour guys?

Blasphemous rejects

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

autumn de wilde’s emma. (2020) borrowing from history. 

in order: 

BINGO

no cishet man can do all 5:

wash his ass

see women as people

not say homophobic slurs

clean his room

calmly handle an argument

This post made some cishet men very angry proving at least one of OP's points

Me, a gay enby who can only do one of these

And you think that’s... a good thing??!

...... yeah can i get your girl's number?

bruh why is it that the guys with the coolest gfs gotta be little bitches about

first the witch gf and now this awesome lass

quick which atla character would vape

oh my god jet

never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life