me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

Super grumpy because we woke her up from cuddling the pig

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh