today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok
men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.
scottish twitter strikes again
my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with
anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse
for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep
I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson
Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.
hey, this might be a total shock to some of y’all, but saying “gay people shouldn’t kiss at pride b/c it makes me uncomfortable” is…….. homophobic ……
UNLESS you are ace and experience extreme discomfort at seeing such large amounts of PDA. Guess what? We still deserve a place, just as much as those gay people kissing at pride.
actually no. you need to go to therapy, not pride. come back when you’re not homophobic! jesus fucking christ!
Going into therapy like
FUCK emotionally stability!!!!! we having mental breakdowns every day in 2019
Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability
good news guys i’m emotionally stable
So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
omg
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.
god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole
Young women need to hear this. It’s OKAY!
and young men
