gay, maybe a witch

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

from this reddit thread that has a lot of people talking about the hotline, including sharing their own experiences. additionally, it looks like there are also similar overdose prevention hotlines in other countries now, such as canada and scotland

For those in the notes wondering about their cop policy, here’s what they say on their website’s FAQ:

They also say that all of their volunteers have personally experience with substance use, and that they do not accept volunteers employed by addiction treatment centers.

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Did you hear? They're reworking how catholic god is to be depicted. It's now a 30 something anime woman with E cup tits and puffy nipples visible through her robes. And when she's depicted performing miracles they are to lactate a bit seeping through the cloth. What? Oh no the doctrine is completely unchanged. You'll go to hell if you jerk of to her.

Pope Francis has also stated Ex Cathedra that Jesus had a "really soft boytummy"

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

The only valid response to this post.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

#this is tumblr we’ve all seen what’s happened to the pineapple

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

tip of my hat to OP; this is an extremely accurate result

tip of my hat to

OP; this is an extremely

accurate result

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

As someone who has been obsessed with trying to understand since I was little in part because I grew up with books about long dead civilizations and in part because I grew up being told that the mother tongue of my family was a 'dying language' and I feared it actually fucking dying yeah this is appropriate.

The amount of coping strategies I have to prevent this makes this either a hard miss or incredibly on point

so true bestie

As someone who is both awed and terrified of space, the ocean, and actually caves, this pleases me. There is so much we have learned but so much that we have yet to even think about.

Ok but like?!?! This is my favorite season, for some of these exact reasons XD I love seeing what I call 'the lava effect" , where the colors change at the top of the mountains first and then move toward the valleys below ^^ the frost tipped lawns, crystal dotted webs, the bright colors, reason to have fires, cider. AAAAOSNDjkdnfoakfn

I love this XD

YESSSSSSSSS

I hate this quiz.

@mac-cheez @no-entry-access @brokenstar28 I inflict my pain upon ye

Also look at this

Lmao

longing for connections

meet the eyes of a stranger on a bus and wish desperately that you knew one another. like a post and hope the poster knows this means 'i want to sit next to you in silence and feel content, i feel that i have almost touched your soul 1000 times but don't know how to tell you'. read a book and long to understand another as well as you do this character whose head you can see inside. Those people, those relationships are within reach and yet feel so far away. every time one of these moments occurs you feel it, oh god of longing for connections, are you as lonely as the rest of us?

This makes so much sense

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious