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“Ach, abh, blagh. Gah, morning already? Blech.
Oh well, Vana’s got guard duty covered so, *yawn*
Get ta’ sleep in, hah hah yee!
Toothy’s story will continue... but not here.
Toothy might be excited to see her Goober again.
You wake up one morning to find this smug dragon in bed next to you.
What do?
Wouldn’t be mothers day without the original mom!
Leaves this here and spins out
“We have some ‘concerns’ with your choice of cabinet...”
“What? I choose an all pokemon board and suddenly you’re all concerned?!?! Listen punk nugget, I chose them cause they understand how to live life with your bullshit human ethics you all seem to have grown into and can’t live without!
I have the UTMOST trust for my choices of cabinet!!!”
Remeber that CarlaXJacky pic i Totally forgot to do last year?
“Hell, where did you end up Terry?”
“Ok, uh, first things, after that whole ‘hacking’ thing, I’ve had to change my identity for a whee bit, so you’ll find me under a Mr. ‘Ken Penders.’ Second, I’ve kinda taken a flight over to Alola till the heat is off.”
“Ah right, well whose that little fella on your shoulder?”
“Ya ‘mom, toad face!”
“Bandit, no. Cooper is a friend.”
“Whatever...”
“Yea, this little bag of sunshine is Bandit. Little lizard dude is a bit of a crank but whatever.”
“Right, and uh, is that a building behind you?”
“No that’s Jules... I haven’t a clue WHAT they are. But I tossed him a pokepuff now they wo-’t stop follo-ing me--ar--- kin----- ju----h it.”
“You’re breaking up again.”
“Fu-ell. Boosh, do so-hin-out this-lease?”
“Boosh?”
“Dude, that meme is like decades old.”
“A magnezone?”
“Yea, unf-rtunately th-re a walk- talking-me m-ine.”
“Connection is still lousy.”
“Argh fuck it, I’ll fi-d a pokem-nter an-use -C -re.”
“Right, see you in a bit.”
((Boosh, Bandit and Jules are open to queries. Bios have been revamped.
Note, that these posts WILL contain SuMo spoilers regarding new pokemon species and WILL NOT be tagged as spoilers. This is your only warning about potential pokemon spoilers. No story related stuff, but species will be revealed.))
“I’m a sucker for giant hideous monsters that are really just giant cinnamon rolls.”
There is gonna be an Alolan team added soon, so here’s a little glimpse of them.
Marine: Perfectionist bird showoff, DEMANDS the best and cares very little about anything outside of being PERFECT!
Bandit: Snarky little lizard, probably the only male salandit ever caught. Is seemingly unaffected by the toxins oozed by most females of his species.
Boosh: Living, breathing meme machine with access to the World Wide Web 24/7. Very robotic in their actions, talks in code sometimes.
Jules: Literally Kirby. A giant abomination capable of devouring anyone and anything, but at the same time is very scared of their own abilities.
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Jeff’s got a big ol booty
“Dragonite being ‘thicc’ just hereditary?”
It was supposed to be a family outing, but Evan and Angela kinda ended up doin’ their own thing while Calem got left behind...
Frig’n lovebirds... lovebats...
“Those weirdo fucks have had it good for too long.”
“Da’ crazier, da’ beta’ ey?”
“It’s like a protective layer of crystal that covers my eyes to help protect them from sandstorms!!!
T-Though, I guess that’s not really useful where we live... Hmmmmnnnn”
“No, never, I love my friends and family all just as equally. There isn’t a single person I love more than the others, they’re all special and perfect in their own way.
There’s plenty of me to go around for everyone!”