MAYA RUDOLPH 91st Annual Academy Awards | February 24, 2019
funny how girls use the term “ugly laugh” to refer to what is actually the cutest most endearing sound that has ever come out of their mouths
me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much
stupid brain:
bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio
I have, darkness inside me… that darkness is, called acid reflux and heartburn
Wait this versions better
plap plap plap plap So… chunks, huh? plap plap plap plap
i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.
i’m losing my mind
bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.
anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so
im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor
genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me