Elenoa

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

why are hummingbirds so dumb

The Holy Trinity

Be kind to humans abused and exploited by capitalism

from the episode “the one where bob comes out as bi” 

Wait

This a real episode?

No, but it was inspired by this bit:

Now hold on these mfs might actually be on to something for once 🤔

modern problems require modern solutions

Medusa by Reza Sedhi

What a stud

amazing

look i have to bring this back because i want you all to take a moment to imagine being the guy who messed up his line so badly people are still laughing 2000 years in the future at your mistake

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

You know those movies and shows where the little nerd girl has to change absolutely every aspect that makes her, her, starting by her appearance, so she can get the really hot boy, while when it’s the other way around the girl just settles with the nerd boy? Propaganda.

The message?

Men are to be accepted as they are, women are to change or to settle.

conservatives wanna give communists and socialists shit for , like , using an iphone or whatever and yet every day i see commerce students in my public parks and libraries . oh u need to use a public restroom ? tough luck cause if u take that shit anywhere other than the private property of your khakis im gonna tell prageru that ur a liberal cuck

Oh, well that’s ok then

he added to it

Cat’s Party

(Art from  Ishiguro Ayako (Junji Ito’s wife)-