It’s that time of year again.
Ah, it was nice to drop in on this old blog after so long. I got to replay a ton of fun memories, message a few old friends (and attempt to prod some that I’m too ashamed to reach out to), and, well.
That’s all, folks. I’ll be back in another year to make another spoopy post. I’ll keep eyeing the dash for the rest of the week, but after that I’ve gotta get back to my life. ...And other blogs.
faye blanc.
“What! But I’ve been super duper worried over you! Why wouldn’t I ask a lot of questions like that! Why won’t you let me at least catch up with you-?!”
“Well... yes... okay...”
“Wait, no! You’re not pulling me in with logic and reason! Those are my weapons! Now let me run away before I have to tell you about Henrietta!”
alright tumblr you don’t need to heck up my reblogs just because I haven’t logged in for nearly a year-
“W-Wait! Come back!”
“Absolutely not! You’re going to ask a million questions, like where I’ve been, why I haven’t answered my phone, where Henrietta is, why I’m not wearing my chicken suit...”
“Goodbye, Faye Blanc.”
That stupid queued repost of mine is the 17,000th post on this blog
“Ah, yes. It’s...”
Replace every vowel in your name with 'egg'. Do it.
DONT HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME BUCKO
No one is here. I am not here.
Kaitou Nagano is most certainly not here.
imjustegg reblogged your photo “And here we observe Kaitou Nagano stuck in Gay Egg Jail 4ever because he is a gay egg”
God is real and he has a tumblr
tackles you to the ground
Who're you trying to tackle? No one is here. This is a ghost speaking.
Did you accidentally reblog that post 20 times or was it intentional?
Totally accidental I blame xkit and new tumblr having an odd interaction which made me think my 'r' key was broken--
jesus christ remind me to turn off one-click posting until I get used to the new tumblr-
eroticinmind started following you
STOP THAT I JUST WANT WATER