✰...burn brighter than the sun✰

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

Quick artist’s rendition

I gave him my entire life's savings

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

that cute scrap collector (≧◡≦)

Throughout Heaven and Earth,

only Darkness shall remain 🩸

literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

give that girl a grilled cheese

Bothering the beast

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

having to tap the "if an australian place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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