too many people
shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all
every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now
i identify as an inconvenience to the world
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
life… is an egg
explain
has chickens in it sometimes
I…
i don’t know why but i feel VERY compelled to reblog this
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
OH MY GOD
Again!
cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
- the big bean
- industrial sized jar of peanut butter
- left boob
- a literal bee
- paper towel
someone please photoshop That Drake Picture onto this. He has a bride now
she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen