Nothing satisfies me but your soul

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

My friend got me to take this test and now I'm offering it to all of you. I find some of the questions a bit loaded but ah well.

D&D alignment test

Once you've done it, please tell me your results for alignment and class here!

petting the kitty

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Summer of 1983

i was playing rayman arena and my mom was like what are you playing and i was like rayman arena and she said oh your grandmother wanted me to name you that

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

it is known among the wise that its the wins you Shouldn't have that matter

the eternal wisdom of "we take those"

bf found this driving austin tx🔥

Baked Beans is trying to remember what day it is…

Swiss Cheese knows!

It’s Fat Bear Friday!

Music is awful. Destroy it.

Bread type of animal

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

couldn't get this concept to leave me so here