happy 35th beyoncé, here are some of my favorite pictures of you I had to crop people out of <3
I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures
being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst
but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that let’s only look at baby pictures for the rest of my life please
! Naomi @ Versace, 1999
list of things she did: 1. that
she really did!
FUCKING GOOD
look at him throw it back as if he’s not the arsehole in this situation…?
I really hope she didn’t get fired for this cause he deserved that and more.
Ain’t no law in space boi
a guy walked into the board room and said
“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”
and i just stared at him and coldly said
“i am the regional reports manager”
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting
me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts
im having an aneurysm
Bernie is the president we need and deserve
Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.
THE LAST ONE I AM LAUGHING