fbi's most unwanted;;

2x20 Humbug | 7x08 The Amazing Maleeni

Reddit user Soycrates uploaded these alternative X-Files title cards and they’re great. 

  "Are you going to play this game with me again? — Don’t tell me… Is it you? Listen Mulder, if you think making up a bunch of nonsense can help you avoid the subject then it’s not working.

You should really clean up your mess, instead of making other people clean it up for you. What am I to you, Mulder? Your mother?”

"Hah! Right, you got me! Because I definitely have the ability to drag a man fifty feet into the air and impale him on a flag pole. We're facing a monster, and if we don't act now it will kill again!"

  [text] Ah, but the fun in it is figuring that out,

[text] It seems you're an investigator at heart!