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In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

It’s like when a fly is trying to get out an open window in the house

When they say “I’m probably too freaky for you” but you into all the shit they are and a bit more.

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

Coexist

this what i picture world peace looks like

This is where I want to be

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

i love

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

got the munchies like

@instarection

getting real tired of not having anyone to kiss on NYE

I thought u were talking about Bill Nye for a sec

getting real tired of not having any Nyes to kiss

bill nye #1 kiss boy