we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
"tav FORCES astarion not to ascend"
astarion after tav forced him not to ascend
A friend sent me this and I can't stop laughing xDD
I'm sorry Halsin!
Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.
The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.
Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like
You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.
I love House Harkonnen 💜
Baron Harkonnen giving his nephew a kiss on the lips
Me: huh
Feyd Rautha grabbing his uncle by the face and pulling him into a more passionate kiss
Me:
god i love dune twitter
I accidentally made Astarion sit down after lighting him on fire during combat
ASTARION.
Astarion, throws his head into Tav's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Tav, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions
Astarion's response to his trauma being "I was hurt so why should I care if anyone else is hurt" while Halsin's is "I was hurt so I will make sure no one else is ever hurt again" is just chef's kiss