New Hozier album out so you know what that means

last day of work yesterday means today im gonna go watch a cheesy xmas movie w my best gal @achangeinweatherandtime and get pished x x x

What a BABE

lesbians are always right. if your lesbian friends tells you some shit that’s good info 

@achangeinweatherandtime thank u for ur service

@achangeinweatherandtime that’s you

Love you xxxx

all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

not to sound obnoxious but ive been through at least 4 to 8 different people asking for weed none of whom have any which is homophobia and transphobia in its purest form

in case you didnt know

Here ya go lads

@achangeinweatherandtime @princess-kropotkin

This is a hate crime

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

a mood

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not want to talk to you!!”

human language has evolved beautifully

taylor swift didnt write begin again for you to change things you like about yourself for other people