Catastrophic Cacophony

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

I just cried.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

my gf….. is like the sun

explain

she’s a star and makes my day bright by simply existing

My first gf turned into the moon

That’s rough buddy

i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor

Have you ever seen so much bullshit in one scene?

its great because that’s PSO2s char creator and when you hit the random button usually something like this happens:

TOO MANY!!!!!

you, a simpleton, a pleb: modern day coffee shop au

me, vastly superior, and VERY cool: they meet at a furry convention au

Casa Brutale  OPA (Open Platform for Architecture)

ohhhh my god

Person: Wait, I thought you liked Fallout 4.

Me: 

my sister just sent me this screenshot and honestly this is a prime mood

fun game: if u listen to a weird variety of things reblog this with 3 bands u like that are completely different from each other and probably shouldnt even be in the same library

what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what

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