it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh
All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn how to speak dorthraki and watch YouTube to learn how to make a furry suit but can’t use the internet’s infinite resources to learn to wash their underwear got me fucked up
How To Become A Circle: a six-step program for felines
[as demonstrated by Fizz]
i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being
me: *watches own snapchat story 2836249 times*
me: amazing
Lindas echeverias
Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you
me on my deathbed
DEAD! LMFAOOOO!!!!
look @ her dad’s face tho..LOL
This is an important lesson.
the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice
“Do dolphins have tails?”
someone: i genuinely care about u and enjoy having u in my life
The Anxiety™:
