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♚The West Demon Princess♚

@kate-trancyarchives / kate-trancyarchives.tumblr.com

Hello there, Welcome to Westvale. I am Princess Kate Alice Trancy. It's a pleasure to meet you. If you have any inquiries, do not hestitate to run them past me or one of my servants.
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I got my vita today. the downside it has no memory card. so kate mun doesnt get to play games.

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nightlightdragons
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myshipsailson

Menstrual Cup Giveaway!

I know, this isn’t your typical giveaway, but menstrual cups are a great product that helped me out a lot since they’re way more comfortable and safe than pads and tampons. I actually got the idea to do this from the awesome taxdollars.

So you will receive:

- One MeLuna cup of your choice (sizing info/online shop)

- One MeLuna cleaning cup

- Some German candy, cause we all need that when we’re having our periods :)  (I’ll ask the winner what kind of candy they’d like)

Rules:

  • I’ll ship worldwide.
  • You DON’T have to follow me, I’d appreciate it though.
  • Everyone has 2 entries, 1 like, 1 reblog.
  • Please don’t participate if you’re not menstruating or already have a menstrual cup that works for you.
  • If you only want to reblog for your followers, that’s fine, just make it clear by putting it in the tags or something.
  • Giveaway ends Monday, July 20th.
  • I will determine the winner with a random number generator.

Good Luck!

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soriashiro
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bitchsides

one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

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hellnhonor

ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899) 

this fucker here

had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm

His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself 

google the shit if you don’t believe me

how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude

yeah

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ

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