Thanks, google.
As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.
Literally do these all the time
My life
Yep this is me
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
I would watch this.
Our prayers have been answered!
Hahahha
Come meet Penny at the new Penny4NASA.org! #Penny4NASA #MeetPenny #NASA http://thndr.it/1icv3hp
You should add us and reply or send an ask with your friend code if you do :)
Michaels friend safari is Fighting and mine is Water!
Shameless repost. Totally still valid.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Tired of Your Shit - Imgur
Knope 2014!
Omg so Matej is pulling a Leslie Knope (Parks and Rec) and is sending me on a full day scavenger hunt.
You just got Knope'd!
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (via we-are-star-stuff)
This. So much.
ChristopherThrobbin’s Legendary Event Pokemon Giveaway (PART 2)!
Okay so I promised with my last giveaway that if it reached 300 Notes I’d release a surprise, and here it is, A SECOND GIVEAWAY!!!
All these Pokemon are 100% legit. All obtained through events in previous games.
What you win:
One of the Pokemon List:
Shiny Entei (x2)/ Shiny Raikou(x1)/ Shiny Suicune(x1)/ Event Mew(x10)/ Event Shaymin(x6)/ Phione(x2)/ Terrakion(x1)/ Virizion(x1)/ Colbalion(x1)
How to win:
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
REBLOGS ONLY!
LIKES WILL NOT COUNT
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A random generator will be used to select 25 winners!
(Each winner will receive one pokemon of their choice. First come first serve basis after winning messages are sent.)
CONTEST ENDS MARCH 15TH
GO AHEAD AND REBLOG THIS POST! GOOD LUCK!!!
KEEP IT UP GUYS YOU HAVE A LITTLE LESS THAN A WEEK!!!
3 DAYS LEFT!!!
I shed some tears, not gonna lie.
I showed her my wedding ring and I was like “Husband actually” and she just looked shocked and amazed like her world had just exploded in front of her
i thought it was funny. michael didnt so much. :P
Lady at Panda Express asked if Matej was my son.
HOW OLD DO I LOOK OMG
that happened.
I love this too much not to post it
Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just
the only doge post i will always love
66, 68, 9
- 66. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
I was probably 11 or 12, I think. I've never looked at that stuffed teddy bear the same again.
- 68. Favorite type of oral?
Receiving: probably standing up
Giving: I'll have to go for facefucking there. :x
- 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Yes, you. Many times, it's fun. :P