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@the1969 / the1969.tumblr.com

when she’s coming to the end of 23 she said it’s alright
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if star wars was real i would not gaf to be a jedi or sith. i’m going to the lower levels in coruscant to do drugs and have weird sex with lesbian aliens.

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if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi

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i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

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if the world ran out of salt tomorrow i woouldnt even notice because i would have lready killed myself a week earlier when my sources informed me of the impending disaster

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