You can make one here
same energy
and another
The holy trinity
This is so fucking wholesome wtf
1/23/2022
How could we forget.
This post has strong 1997 internet energy.
most convincing Tumblr ad I've ever received. almost made me download whatever shitass dating app that is
if star wars was real i would not gaf to be a jedi or sith. i’m going to the lower levels in coruscant to do drugs and have weird sex with lesbian aliens.
if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi
rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi
the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to
for anyone who wants rat
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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog
i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this
if the world ran out of salt tomorrow i woouldnt even notice because i would have lready killed myself a week earlier when my sources informed me of the impending disaster