how long have I been out

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

she took the tubes to my stillsuit she dune 2 much

Did I ever post the finished Lascaux (& etc) horses here?!

This first batch of them will be available in my next shop update, but there are more getting bisque-fired tomorrow that should be going into the shop in mid-April alongside a couple more cave painting mugs :)

Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

Damn. Skill Issue.

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

Battle! Zekrom & Reshiram Pokémon Black & White Versions

me: so tell me, kitty, what are some of your favourite things? what brings you joy?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

me: fascinating! now let's go a bit darker. what are your biggest fears?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

in th computer lab i heard the man behind me chuckle and say “ooooh….Yeah Babey” and whrn i turned to look at his screen he was looking at the wikipedia page for aqueducts

i feel like i shouldn’t believe you but i absolutely do

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

my name is croutons and this is my story

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.