I asked my 3 year old what he wanted to do on my special day. He said "We get flowers. Pink flowers. And... Look I put my booger in a tissue!" Probably unrelated but if he goes all day without eating a booger, I'll count it as a gift.
When you need a pick me up...
I am the greatest female boss that ever lived. Everything you done, I been and did.
Sure fire way to make me cry: Show me a video of a baby trying on glasses/hearing aids and seeing/hearing the world clearly for the first time. I couldn't even get through writing that sentence without getting verklempt.
A reblog of my doodle of Bill Paxton - RIP
Jeff.
Current status: Titus levels of broke ass.
I haven’t posted on this blog in like 3 years and I probably still won’t be picking it up again anytime soon but I felt like I needed to say if you support trump, hate muslims, and/or don’t think it’s okay to punch alt-right/neo nazis then block and unfollow me right now.
I'm really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.
Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets. Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.
He did though! He went and cooked those numbers but good! ALTERNATIVE FACTS! I want to puke.
Shower. Car. Kids’ room. Bed. Empty conference room. Boss’ office in front of boss. Walking into a place that overwhelms me, good or bad. In nature.
I’m pretty primed for a good cry any ol’ time these days.
These people LIE at every opportunity they get!
LOOOOOL
They tried it
lmaoo
Toby Keith is an A-Lister? That is what is considered an "alternative fact."
I'm really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.
Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets. Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.
I am thinking about making a new t shirt for the store soon. Would anyone want the Florida Medusa graphic on a shirt?
I’ll take one for me and one for @imdrivingsucka
Is there a print? I'd take a print too
THIS IS ART
Better follow that burger… with my spider-tracer