Ive decided that in the spirit of supporting zoos and practicing self-care, I will now be planning out my habitat and daily needs as I would for a particularly intelligent and endangered bird.
For this reason, I have turned on the heat in my room, taken two showers, and bought a persimmon, which I have heard of but have never tried before, for enrichment purposes
every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me
a commission for @deathsbinky that i finished earlier this year! tragedy girls girls (2017) starring alexandra shipp and brianna hildebrand is 100% a lesbian cult movie and i will not stay silent 🔪
commission info / kofi / patreon / instagram
Libertarians when they find out they have an organ named the prostate
fish aesthetics
those are lures
ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish
I still laugh uncontrollably at this tiny thread
russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy
5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!
Radical centrism
Great way to start a friendship
Trio
your daily mood booster drinks
Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands
If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.
cant believe women are expected to like cook and birth entire children and be professional workers and fit a beauty standard. like i am not going to do any of that lol
