La Bastard Français

Things are happening on reddit

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before

my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us

absolutely devastating blow

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

my vision btw

HEY

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

Love me a good snerdle!

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

every time i take a otc drug i think of this post

never beating the nervous prey animal allegations

anyone: hey

me immediately:

My dad posted this on fb and almost got into a boomer internet fight trying to explain that Greece has an island called Lesbos

real

this gets funnier the older you reblog it