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@yonatasharomanoff-blog / yonatasharomanoff-blog.tumblr.com

Hii I'm Riddle. I cut flowers and the hearts of men
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me: i wanna talk to that person
brain: !!wHOA THERE BUCKO you might wanna slow DOWN! you talked to them YESTERDAY! if you talk to them again they're just gonna get annoyed with you!!!
me: shit fam you right
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imsoshive

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

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here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

but theres no picture there

thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me

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Ok but do you know what pisses me off rn is guys posting the deadpool poster and being like ‘what a great way to trick women to see a superhero movie on Valentine’s day’

but like a lot of women also like superhero movies??? and they’re not stupid and oblivious to mainstream media so they know what type of film deadpool is?? also can u please take your antiquated ideas of gender roles and shove them up your ass hole

thank you

Also I know more women who like Deadpool than guys so hey ladies what a fun way into tricking your boyfriend into watching a pansexual skin tight Ryan Reynolds flirt and kill people on Valentine’s Day.

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twinsky

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

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theriseofd0

Reasons I am like BB-8:

  • yells a lot
  • would travel across the galaxy for oscaar isaac
  • has to be given directions often
  • still fails to follow directions
  • is smol
  • would stay by daisy ridley’s side if she let me
  • would travel the galaxy with john boyega
  • willing to help but also sort of a nuisance

what the fuck my text post is in a text post

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Natasha: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Clint: I went out with you.
Natasha: That's because my standards are too low.
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