Memento mori

The End by Artem Chebokha

Comic by PetFoolery.

I LOVE THIS

The Black Death - time lapse video

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

Break Anew

The maple’s warmth and your mother’s silence.

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in spite of future promises⌛

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM

The three main Yamamori-sensei girls all together, I'm going to cry

Suzume is there, look at her, i miss her 😭

THEY.

— ichii. ♧

Heroes of our times: this woman who stopped shaving, plucking, moisturizing, fixing her hair and applying make-up because her douche boyfriend kept complaining she spent too much time in the bathroom and YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

[Spoiler: he learned women don’t actually ‘look like that’ and tried to force her to ‘take care of herself’ again, while she realized she was wasting so. much. time. and is now living her best hairy, unplucked, unmoisturized, unblow-dried and unlipsticked life. Truly a blessèd day.]

For once the you won’t believe what happened next line was actually correct. Kinda nice to see people willing to learn and grow.

Reblog if your only reason to shave is to also feel like a dolphin

dinner

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman #2: 

ANDREW GARFIELD ━ Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 27, 2022)