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“I’m your biggest fan, ya stinky idgit!” Frank blew him a kiss as he entered the common room, before settling down on the couch.
“And I yours ya bloody goon. How’ve you been?” Amos gave a wink in response as he got comfortable next to Frank on the couch.
Tilting her head slightly, Mary give him a quick look over before nodding appreciatively. “I always knew you were smart, I didn’t realize this entire time you were leaning how to clone yourself. It’s the only explanation for what’s in front of me.”
Amos gave a smile and slight laugh. “I don’t think we need any more Amos’ wandering around, one is quite enough.”
“Look, I know it’s hard to believe but yes it’s me, Amos Diggory, in the flesh. No need to act so dramatic.”
“I think one of the elves is missing. I haven’t seen her since we got back and she’s one of the more social ones.”
“Well perhaps she doesn’t work here anymore Amelia. Calm down, I’m sure she’s fine.”
“I’ll even leave my comic books in my dormitory to make it fair - I can’t even think about it, how they expect me to go on without lemon cakes is beyond me. It’s like taking nutella away from Lily, you just don’t. I’ll be surviving on my stash of chocoballs, it seems. Oh, and chips would be nice.”
“Woah woah, comic books in the dorm? This seems like a pretty serious hangout, I like it. Clearly the house elves are out to get you or something. Or perhaps someone is just taking all the lemon cakes and they’re the real culprit. Chips and chocoballs, sounds good. I’ll bring some coffee and tea as well.”
“Which I appreciate, but I want to spend a whole block of time with you without any nerd-related interruptions. We can go up to the astronomy tower or something, hang out just the two of us?”
“Deal. No nerd-related interruptions, got it. That sounds like a wonderful idea. I’d heard there’s a shortage of lemon cakes though, so in that case what should I bring for us to snack on?”
❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞
“Amelia, calm down. Explain again what in Merlin’s name you’re talking about.”
👀 + who are you closest to in your house?
“I’m not really that close with anyone in my own house…I’m barely in Ravenclaw tower. My home is honestly the library.”
“Once was more than enough! You’re either late or buried behind your books.”
“Sorry you’re dating a nerd. I’ve tried to be better lately though.”
“Hm, that depends - how many times are you going to be late to our hang outs? Because it’ll entirely depend on how much of a giving mood I’m in.”
“I was late once Mary MacDonald. Once!”
❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞
“And why not? What’s so wrong about pretending everything’s fine?”
❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞
“Right. Go tell that to Ted.”
❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞
“I wasn’t trying to pretend it’s okay…I was just trying not to rush to judgement.”
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❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞
