Exercise hard. Eat right. Die anyway

Ashley pushing Sam hard, calling him Dummy, and then giving him a tender hug. Exactly as I would do.

Two hours ago Orym was sobbing into a Sending Stone begging Dorian to come to him because he needs him and now we're having emotional Opal moments during PvP via dick crystals.

Critical Role is A Show.

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

in these trying times on Exandria and Ruidus, as the Vanguard and the Weave Mind chip away at Predathos's prison, as the gods desperately and fearfully search for what defenses they can, as even those not beholden to the divine rally their forces and resources, one does ask: where is Gelidon

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

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god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

If you genuinely, truly, absolutely, cannot bring yourself to vote for the president of the united states, please just show up for elections anyway and vote for your congresspeople and local representatives.

Please.

Just.

If you cannot bring yourself to vote for the president because he's so disgusting of a candidate you morally cannot bring yourself to cross that line, then PLEASE vote for your congresspeople and local representatives who can block, defend, or present new bills, actions, acts, etc.

These are the people who can actually confirm or deny or impede horrendous acts when they happen.

Like. This is the bare minimum. If you cannot vote for the President, please just still vote for someone.

Change doesn't happen if you don't vote for the people willing to enact change.

The "smaller" elections often have the biggest impact on your actual life. Everything starts local and works its way outward, not the other way around. Every time a judge lets a cop off the hook for killing an unarmed person? You can vote those judges out. Those anti-queer laws in your home state? You can vote out the governor. Hate seeing your taxes raised for the sake of more cops while the schools and the roads go to shit? You can vote on those tax bills. "Blue" states aren't safer just because of who they vote for as president. It's because they voted for better governors, better judges, better laws.

You gotta do it, because fuckhead old conservatives are doing it. They've got bad ideas and they're willing to make them your problem. Your single vote might not count for much in the presidential election, but it absolutely has an impact on who is in charge in your particular town.

the amount of self-control and self-discipline that Orym has. the fact that he was face-to-face with one of the heads of the Ruby Vanguard, the group that ordered and carried out the attempted assassination of his boss and successfully murdered his family and didn't even indulge in petty snipes and remarks, let alone drawing his blade and trying to separate her head from her body. the fact that he held himself back out of respect and care for his friend Imogen and allowed himself only biting but reasonable points. christ. i could never.

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Fuck yea

data is such a bitch

He seriously said “fuck around and find out”.

Data is great because he’s such a cold bastard (affectionately!) in this moments.

Like, in The Most Toys, the guy who kidnapped him has just murdered one of Data’s friends with a weapon designed to hurt horribly while it kills you. Data has the weapon, and is aiming it at the kidnapper. The kidnapper is like “bullshit, you can’t kill, you’re a robot. You’re not even sad or angry I killed that woman, you have no emotions.”

And data is like “logically if I let you live, you will go on to kill more people, so by killing you now the total number of hurt people will be lowered. Eat trolley problem, bitch.”

And the kidnapper looks terrified for a moment, then relieved because the Enterprise shows up right then and teleports Data away. Data reappears on the Enterprise, and says “Thanks for saving me. This is an illegal weapon. Please lock it up”. Riker goes “hey the transporter detected a power surge while we were bringing you over here, did you fire this thing at that fucker?” and Data just goes “hmm. Perhaps the transporter beam interfered with the device.” and walks out, while Riker makes this face:

beep boop

I think it makes way more sense for sam to roll up with a whole new character (and a more exciting prospect, tbh), but considering the circles he travels in it wouldn’t be a stretch for tary to show up with adventurer checklist: take two that starts with (1) get to the moon

rizz so bad it's good

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I know you probably meant like BDSM but I'm just imagining cartwheels and circus music

I would say bdsm is fucking normal style. That reddit guy and his sex playlist is what I think of when I think of someone who doesn't fuck normal

laudna demanding “are you not able to make tunnels for us anymore, tunnel man?” of ashton is so funny to me for some reason (it’s the stress)