DAMN DANIEL Back at it again with the heart eyes

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

a god among mortals

i hope phil says “damn daniel” as soon as dan walks through the door bc if i know dan at all, nothing would make him happier than for his senpai to welcome him home with a meme

being in the phandom be like...

tbh, the first time I heard of damn daniel, the thing that immediately came into my head was “wtf did dan do now?”

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

me

reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong

i beg to differ

THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEFUCKERS MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST AND NOO-NOO CLEANS UP ALL OF IT AND THEY ARE LIKE: NaughTY NOO-NOO FOR ”CLEANING UP” (eating/getting rid of) ALL THE TUBBYTOAST AND STUFF AND THEY END UP CHASING THEM AROUND AND THEN IT ENDS IN A BIG HUG SO GET YOUR LIES AND SLANDER OFF NOO-NOO

discourse in the teletubbies fandom

how is august about to end so fast it literally started 2 seconds ago 

if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera

nick after he fists me