Pigeon 215

Cleanse yourself of your sins.

when someone loves you they see u like you see yourself in the bathroom mirror before a shower

How am I supposed to stop them?

This is so much funnier without context.

Stupid is timeless.

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

Oh wow this is horrifying

Holy shit

first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady who’s just like “mm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommy” and now I’m reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

that fact made this even better

That actually makes it 100000000% better bc it means it’s not some creepy rando getting up in his face.

Me seeing the video without any context: that’s rather unfortunate that even men reporters are getting harassed now when we want it to be no one getting harassed when will the public learn

Me seeing the context: oh that little shit loves his dad and just wanted to mess with him at work this is certified cute now

Context makes me so happy

This isn’t his son lmao. Just a random street creep.

Let this be a reminder to always research!

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.