Dungeon Meshi fancast dropped

Nico: The Ocean is a soup.

Percy:

Percy: Do elaborate.

Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Nico: *Tilts head*

Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine it’s a teenage boy voice crack

Hawke <3

hecate who i am unhealthily obsessed with

sorry sorry got possessed by the spirit of hrothgar women

Bothering the beast

Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

Skypiea

Shows up to the fenhawke fandom 10 years late with Starbucks

"Hm, I've already established that this nation in my story has a lot of sunflowers as a background detail, I should take five minutes real quick to see what those can be used for."

🎶You can eat the stalks! You can eat the leaves! You can eat the petals! You can eat the seeds! You can eat the tubers! Turn 'em into booze! Go and plant some sunflowers! If you don't you lose! 🎶

They’re also one of the few plants which can reclaim fallout.

They also scrub radiation and heavy metals from their environment, yeah.

Target audience reached.

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce